tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66601302024-03-07T21:36:57.331-05:00Teacher InspirationInspiration and Humor are essential for survival in a classroom.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger966125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6660130.post-62557033591776927772007-04-14T17:34:00.001-04:002007-04-14T17:34:37.161-04:00<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. <br></br>He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. <br></br>So he says, <br></br><i>"Do you know me?"</i><br></br>To which she replies, <br></br><i>"I think you're the father of one of my kids."</i><br></br>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, <br></br><i>"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"</i><br></br>She looks into his eyes and calmly says, <br></br><i>"No, I'm your son's math teacher."</i><br></br></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6660130.post-1163476575900878202006-11-13T22:55:00.000-05:002006-11-13T22:56:15.903-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2395/18/1024/You%27re%20WRITING%20a%20note%20to%20my%20mother.%20Wow%2C%20how%20quaint.jpg"><img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2395/18/400/You%27re%20WRITING%20a%20note%20to%20my%20mother.%20Wow%2C%20how%20quaint.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">You're WRITING a note to my mother. How quaint.</span> <a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6660130.post-1163476507047087852006-11-13T22:54:00.000-05:002006-11-13T22:55:07.050-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2395/18/1024/what%20you%20did%20is%20called%20plagiarism%20not%20cloning.jpg"><img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2395/18/400/what%20you%20did%20is%20called%20plagiarism%20not%20cloning.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">What you did is called plagiarism, not cloning.</span> <a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6660130.post-1160525056613392942006-10-10T20:04:00.000-04:002006-10-10T20:04:16.626-04:00 <br /><a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/14/902/1024/crns060919.jpg'><img border='0' class='phostImg' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/14/902/480/crns060919.jpg'></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6660130.post-1160524974655727752006-10-10T20:02:00.000-04:002006-10-10T20:02:54.743-04:00 <br /><a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/14/902/1024/ch950919.jpg'><img border='0' 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