'I never use it, but I've found it to be a great deterrent."

"I need some of Mrs. Martha's oatmeal so I can fix the loose cover on my textbook."

"I know your teachers are very demanding and all the kids avoid you, but you have to go to school, Dear. You're the principal."

"I hope you notice how i've included creative spelling in my creative writing."

"I had to go to camp this summer because my dad never had the opportunity."

"I don't care what they do on TV. You can not call a life line."

"How come they've never done a 'Survivor' show from school ?"

"How can my punctuation be so bad. I'm always on time, aren't I ?"

"Hi there Mr Parker. Did you miss me during the summer?"

"You're WRITING a note to my mother. How quaint."

"Here's my report card. Let's remember not to blame the messenger."

"Here's my report card. I wanted to leave plenty of room for improvement."

"I'm Mrs. Henderson, and this is my first year of teaching you-know-what."

"Golly, Dad. I have no idea what happened to your reading glasses."

"Football, Hockey, Basketball, and Baseball."