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Inspiration and Humor are essential for survival in a classroom.
"I'm afraid you haven't been going to school long enough to have an educated guess."
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Kids give teachers the darndest things
"There's one good thing about the good old days. Y...
"That's a tough question. My right brain has one a...
"That's a book. You open it. You don't turn it on."
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"Study hard, son, and someday you'll be on Jeopardy."
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"Sorry to have to pull rank on you like this."
"So, other than that, how was your first day as a ...
"So let me send you out into the world with these ...
"Since today is Monday, you should throw in some n...
"Since this is a geography book, shouldn't it have...
"Since I'm out of 1st grade, I can now make educat...
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"She can't decide whether to reason with us or sen...
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"School was great today. We had a fire drill."
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"Our Mr Bixby has just recently invented edu-tainm...
"OK, those with heavy backbacks move to the front ...
"OK, that wraps it up. The actual and unabridged v...
"Of course we have to come back next year. They de...
"Now, we've learned everything we need to know."
"No matter how you look at it, this beats working ...
"I said your son has a bad habit of making disgust...
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"I know you haven't done anything. That's the prob...
"It's gotten so that by the time I"ve called the r...
"It never hurts to say you're in therapy."
"Is this your first year running with the bulls?"
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"I'm afraid I might not be in the mainstream on so...
"If you've been saving your brain for a special oc...
"If we learn from our mistakes, I ought to be a ge...
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"I was thinking more of something on paper."
"I prefer to think of it as being held over due to...
'I never use it, but I've found it to be a great d...
"I need some of Mrs. Martha's oatmeal so I can fix...
"I know your teachers are very demanding and all t...
"I hope you notice how i've included creative spel...
"I had to go to camp this summer because my dad ne...
"I don't care what they do on TV. You can not call...
"How come they've never done a 'Survivor' show fro...
"How can my punctuation be so bad. I'm always on t...
"Hi there Mr Parker. Did you miss me during the su...
"You're WRITING a note to my mother. How quaint."
"Here's my report card. Let's remember not to blam...
"Here's my report card. I wanted to leave plenty o...
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"I'm Mrs. Henderson, and this is my first year of ...
"Golly, Dad. I have no idea what happened to your ...
"Football, Hockey, Basketball, and Baseball."
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